"Fred (FreddsterExprs)" (freddsterexprs)
02/01/2015 at 11:40 • Filed to: None
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"Fred (FreddsterExprs)" (freddsterexprs)
02/01/2015 at 11:40 • Filed to: None | 1
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Who doesn't love Top Gear? It's the worlds biggest show, according to Top Gear. From what I've heard, the Brits themselves have a somewhat mixed relationship with Clarkson & Company. While it is one of the BBC's last cash cows, it also is sometimes racist in a fun way (and sometimes racist in terms nobody ever considered being racist). The return of the show to regular TV with a 10 episode series was reason enough for Charlie Brooker's excellent "Weekly Wipe" satire show to narrow down their view of TopGear into a handy, 1:30 minute montage, starting at 17:15. It's pretty good.
This is a motoring show
That's very iritating
And a little bit boring
To give you a taste of what you can expect
we have prepared a little montage
Can you drive a car
Driving is easy
Driving is extremly difficult
This is important
I don't like electric bootclosing
Jeremy, I've had enough, seriously
I don't like being on TopGear
It's awful
It's awful you know, and I hate it
I present this entire show with two penises!
It's a cockshow, in essence
Mh-MM-mh, chchchch, eh-eh-eh-eh, alphards!
We won the war!
(laugther)
Then you rape the other motorists
(laugther)
Racial sterotyping
(crowd cheers)
Last week, we were running guns from Libya into Mali
and fighting a traffic warden
who by the way has just hung himself
(crowd cheers)
Anyway, tonight we are having a race
up the side of New Zealand from here
to a prostitute's front door
Now, my guest tonight is utterly ponitless
Uh, is it me?
Richard Hammond is a mealy mouthed, small minded idiot
You are sacked!
You are going to be shot in front of your family!
I have got a photograph of the replacement for Richard Hammond
and James May
But now: the blacks
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
02/01/2015 at 11:43 |
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I couldn't understand what the anchor was saying.
TheElephant
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02/01/2015 at 11:55 |
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It was like he wanted to make words, but couldn't pick a language, right? Instead you got a lot of familiar sounds that don't belong together.
I thought it was just the drugs for a minute and got nervous. Glad I'm not THAT disconnected from reality.
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Fred (FreddsterExprs)
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02/01/2015 at 12:06 |
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Which part couldn't you understand? His intro for the TopGear clip?
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> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
02/01/2015 at 12:07 |
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All of it.
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Fred (FreddsterExprs)
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02/01/2015 at 12:09 |
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I find him very easy to understand, so much better than the hard to distinguish 'murican anchors and moderators.
djmt1
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
02/01/2015 at 12:09 |
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You never watched a Cassette boy vid before?
That said they are very focused on British TV.
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Fred (FreddsterExprs)
> djmt1
02/01/2015 at 12:14 |
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Nope. Is "Cassette boy" a thing?
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djmt1
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
02/01/2015 at 12:20 |
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Yeah they are the guys who made the Top Gear thing. They make loads of these for various British TV shows and News Bulletins. Unfortunately thanks to Youtube's stupid copyright system their stuff keeps getting taken down.
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Fred (FreddsterExprs)
> djmt1
02/01/2015 at 12:21 |
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Hm. I tried to find a "clean" version but couldn't. Maybe they made this one, including the video feed, specifically for the show to get rid of the copyright issues?
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djmt1
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
02/01/2015 at 12:25 |
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Nah it was up last week but got taken down by YouTube's automated system.